“...your ass is grass...”
“GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.”
“My ass was grass, and big brother was the lawn mower.”
“home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to change homes with someone else and have someone else's ass.”
“Pulling your head out of your ass is better than pulling your head out of a lawyer’s ass. (Limit one coupon per customer).”
“The greener grass is getting more water. Water the grass on your side of the fence and stop looking over at what's on the other side”