“A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets.”
“if you cannot keep your own secret, you cannot expect a friend to keep it for you”
“So it’s really best to keep your secrets when you have them, for their own good, as well as yours.”
“Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel...”
“I don’t need friends. All they do is eat your food, drink your beer, then spew your secrets the first time you do something that displeases them. No offense, but when you have as many enemies as I do, you keep your secrets under lock and key. (Solin)”
“Best friends make the worst enemies, they know all your secrets and how to hurt you the most.”