“DOES THIS STRAITJACKET MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?”

“That look says it all. It makes my butt pucker.” “Makes your butt pucker?” ”

“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.”

“I didn't tell you this because I'm sure you would've changed your mind about the dress.""What?" I frowned. "Does it make my butt look big?"She laughed. "No. You looked stunning in it.""Then what's the deal?"Her smile turned downright mischievous. "Oh, you know, just that the color red is Daemon's favorite.”

“I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, "Hey, everyone has a butt. It's not that big a deal!" But I suppose it's flattering. Personally, I've always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, "Oh, my god, your butt's so big." And I'd say, "I love it.”

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”