“I am now officially married to Fred Hargrove. Nothing will ever be the same.”
“Fred is officially the mayor of Portland now.”
“I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.”
“Not me, of course, as I am now officially a spinster librarian and must stay home with my cat and drink tea.”
“I never said I didn't want to marry. It just didn't happen-Iam not the sort of lady a man chooses to marry, for I am too plain and too serious. Now I am reconciled to being on my own.”
“I am in charge, therefore I am officially the only one allowed to panic.”