“I'm not denying that he's a terrific guy, but I'm not sure he's terrific for me.”

“He certainly seems like the perfect guy but none of that matters if he's not the perfect guy for you.”

“As I raced out of the office, I could hear Emily rapid-fire dialing four-digit extensions and all but screaming, 'She's on her way-- tell everyone.' It took me only three seconds to wind through the hallways and pass through the fashion department, but I had already heard panicked cries of 'Emily said she's on her way in' and 'Miranda's coming!' and a particularly blood curdling cry of 'She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!”

“I've always expressed my thoughts in color but we remain blind.”

“Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.”

“Miranda ate four slices of greasy, fatty bacon, two sausage links, and a soft cheese Danish every morning, and washed it down with a tall latte from Starbucks (two raw sugars, remember!). As far as I could tell, the office was divided on whether she was permanently on the Atkins diet or just lucky enough to have a superhuman metabolism, the result of some pretty fantastic genes. Either way, she thought nothing of devouring the fattiest, the most sickeningly unhealthy foods--even though the rest of us weren't exactly afforded the same luxury.”

“This was the first time since I’d startedworking there that I hadn’t received a look of all-out disgust or, at the very least, a snarkycomment, and all it had taken was a SWAT team of New York fashion editors, acollection of Parisian hair and makeup stylists, and a hefty selection of the world’s finestand most expensive clothing.”