“LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.”
“Last time I checked, women didn’t come with expiration dates.”
“A person's readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.”
“The jury is supposed to be twelve peers, but technically that would mean every single person on the jury should have Asperger's syndrome, because then they'd really understand me.”
“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
“Personal size and mental sorrow have certainly no necessary proportions. A large bulky figure has as good a right to be in deep affliction, as the most graceful set of limbs in the world.”