“with the complete lack of shame of the extremely deaf and the complete lack of grammar of the extremely inbred.”
“Mr. Complete Lack of Sympathy”
“My poverty is not complete: it lacks me.”
“I am Joe's Complete Lack of Surprise.”
“I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.”
“It’s no wonder people lack romance in their lives, love belongs to those who are willing to go to extremes for it.”