“Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.”

“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”

“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”

“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.”

“Aristotle's axiom: The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”

“You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.”

“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”