“Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.”

“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.”

“In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.”

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

“Aristotle's axiom: The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”

“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”

“Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.”