“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”

“Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.”

“In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.”

“You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.”

“It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.”

“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”