“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

“An empty desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.”

“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”

“The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.”

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”

“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”

“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”