“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”

“Aristotle's axiom: The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”

“You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.”

“There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought”

“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.”

“Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.”

“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”