“In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.”

“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.”

“Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.”

“Seorang yang kompeten dalam level tertentu belum tentu kompeten pada level berikutnya”

“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”

“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”

“A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.”