“In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.”
“Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
“Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.”
“Aristotle's axiom: The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”
“You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.”