“There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought”

“It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.”

“Failures are divided into two classes - those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.”

“Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.”

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

“The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.”

“A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.”