“You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.”

“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”

“Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.”

“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”

“Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.”

“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”

“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.”