“The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.”

“A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.”

“Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.”

“Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.”

“Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.”

“America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.”

“Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.”