“Age is artificial. It's soulless. It doesn't matter one bit.”
“Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.”
“Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.”
“Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese”
“Age is merely mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain”
“Being an adult isn't a matter of age. It's a matter of responsibility.”