“Stalking the girls' softball team again?”
“I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.”
“Here's a hot tip: Most girls don't like being stalked.”
“Maybe I can stalk you again sometime.” “Absolutely.”
“To some Softball is a game; to others it's Life.”
“So he stalked her again. Love makes hunters of us all.”