“Did you read last nights assignments?" Say "yes'" and get hammered again. Say "no'" and the same thing would happen.”

“Did you just roll your eyes at me?""Yes, I did and you better get used to it if you're going to say stupid things.”

“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen”

“If you had a friend you knew you’d never see again, what would you say? If you could do one last thing for someone you love, what would it be? Say it, do it, don’t wait. Nothing lasts forever.”

“The note in the quill was intended for the girl, and it read, 'Yes and yes and yes.' Yes I love you, yes I miss you, and yes I know and remember that you do, too. For in her last missive she had written 'No and no.' That is to say, No I do not want anyone other than you, and no I do not manage to sleep at night.”

“[T]he question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don’t we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.”