“I am locked into the mirror and there is no door out.”
“Why did *I* lock the door? Why did YOU lock the door? Someone locked the door...”
“I froze like a startled bunny. Fumbling the disk into my purse, I cut my eyes toward the hallway. Had I locked the front door? Of course I had. Only a moron would break into someone’s house and forget to lock the door. Damn it! I’d forgotten to lock the door.”
“Note to self, lock bedroom door at night to keep perky morning people out.”
“Ever heard of knocking, asshole?" I spat, not bothering to look at him."Ever heard of locking the door, whore?"Turning, I glared at him and slammed the door in his face, locking it.Smirking, he yanked the door back open. "Oh I guess I forgot to mention that the lock is broken." - Christopher Mason & Mia Ryder”
“If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.”