“I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, anyone to sit next to. A predator approaches: gray jock buzz cut, whistle around a neck thicker than his head. Probably a social studies teacher, hired to coach a blood sport.”
“I want to be a scientist who studies the ocean when I grow up. I would go out to sea, and scuba dive, and find new things, and National Geographic will hire me.”Sure, Nudge. Probably around the time I become president.”
“I watch him with amusement. There’s a blue light special on territorial jocks in aisle four.”
“Nevertheless, blood is thicker than water, as anyone knows who has tasted both.”
“I doubt taking in a sullen, bitter, teenage girl with more issues than National Geographic is at the center of the vision board for a single woman in her early thirties.”
“Blood may be thicker than water, but friendship is thicker than both. ”