“It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.”
“A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”
“And you, Bloss, may shove it ... sideways ... with barbed wire wrapped around it.”
“The hardest thing in the world is believing someone can change. It's always easier to go along with the way things are than to admit that you might have been wrong in the first place.”
“Life is a bucket of shit with a barbed wire handle.”
“This is my barbed wire dress. It protects the property but doesn't hide the view.”