“She complains all the time about her hair turning gray and her butt sagging and her skin wrinkling, but I'm supposed to be grateful for a face full of zits, hair in embarrassing places, and feet that grow an inch a night. Utter crap.”

Laurie Halse Anderson

Laurie Halse Anderson - “She complains all the time...” 1

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