“So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.”
“To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin.”
“If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs.”
“Sand was dribbling out of the bag of her attention, faster and faster.”
“I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee.”
“ Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the snow. Her apartment is destroyed and we're not sure where she is...”