“Why not draw naked guys, just to be fair? Naked women is art, naked guys a no-no, I bet. Probably because most painters are men.”
“No, NAKED GUY'S the stupid one here, naked guy -- NAKED GUY WENT AND MADE HULK ANGRY!! ”
“Naked guy think Hulk stupid?”
“Trust me, Janie, guys don’t see what you call flaws. All we see is naked… Naked is goooood.”
“The guy in bed with her was not Nathan. Which meant Elle was buck-naked and wantonly riding the wrong guy.”
“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the pizza delivery guy probably wondered if I was going to go put on some clothes and pay him.”