“I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat.”
“I haven't anything against whores, except this: some of them may have an honest tongue but they all have dishonest hearts.”
“But...ah...not that I'm on your side now or anything, but you haven't exactly got a lot of time for drama of this quality.”
“I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to go home.”
“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”
“Listen, I'm against sin. I'll kick it as long as I've got a foot, I'll fight it as long as I've got a fist, I've butt it as long as I've got a head, and I'll bite it as long as I've got a tooth. And when I'm old, fistless, footless, and toothless, I'll gum it till I go home to glory and it goes home to perdition.”