“The world is like a cucumber—today it's in your hand, tomorrow up your arse.”
“Your hand can seize today, but not tomorrow; and thoughts of your tomorrow are nothing but desire. Don’t waste this breath, if your heart isn’t crazy, since "the rest of your life" won’t last forever.”
“Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.”
“Your Evil today won't brighten your tomorrow,do good today and avoid your sorrow....”
“May the best of your today's be the worst of your tomorrow's”
“... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.”