“Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of disposition.”
L.B. Gregg
Catch Me If You Can
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
Billy Joel
“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”
Deepak Chopra
“Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.”
Richard Feynman
“If there’s anything I’ve learned it’s that love is an unstoppable human drive, fierce and universal, and that sex is the physical manifestation of love. And that sex without love is missing the whole damn point. Sex brings us home to love.”
Sarah Katherine Lewis
Sex and Bacon: Why I Love Things That Are Very, Very Bad for Me