“Never be the senior man with a secret.”
“Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.”
“There were some secrets that should never be spoken, some shames a man should take to his grave.”
“How was it possible that he could handle Swiss bankers, West End impresarios, senior partners and seasoned solicitors, but was a quivering wreck in the presence of this man?”
“The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep”
“But secrets never, ever disappear, even after they are revealed. And that's the real secret right there. The empty space that never gets filled. The entropy of falsehood. The real secret is the secret itself.”