“It is an acknowledged truth that the constancy of a good father during childhood goes a long way to prevent a girl from letting herself get kicked around by jerkface male sadists later in life -- and I am no exception to this rule.”
“Jesus said to him, 'I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.”
“I am the way the way the truth and the life, no one comes to the father but through me”
“Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.”
“Empty in this dirt and flat on my backboth hands gripped tightly and widely around my bare neckthe truth of it all is i am very capable of loveit's just that im not capable of letting you goand it goes, and it goes, and it goes, and it goes”
“I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.”