“Here I am an old man in a long nightgown making muffled noises at people who may be no worse than I am.”
“The only thing that's worse than people who say "I am what I am" is people who say "I yam what I yam" while doing a Popeye imitation.”
“I can be nothing worse and nothing better than who I am...Elly.”
“I will never be an old man. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am.”
“I am an old man who will live until I die," Anselmo said.”
“In the next world I could not be worse than I am in this.”