“I'm a rich man. To have everything you need is the definition of affluence.”

“I'm twenty-nine, yes really, I'm from Aspen, Colorado, I'm six feet one, yes really, I've been at Quantico two years, yes I date guys, no I dress like this just because I like it, no I'm not married, no I don't currently have a boyfriend, and no I don't want to have dinner with you tonight.”

“The best fights are the ones you don't have", a wise man once said to me.”

“No, I'm a man with a rule. People leave me alone, I leave them alone. If they don't, I don't.”

“Slippery slope. I carry a spare shirt, pretty soon I'm carrying spare pants. Then I'd need a suitcase. Next thing I know, I've got a house and a car and a savings plan and I'm filling out all kinds of forms.”

“Do you see anything Wrong with my teeth?""Plenty, I'm surprised you can eat. Maybe that's why your're so little”

“I'm not a vagrant. I'm a hobo. Big difference.”