“No, I'm a man with a rule. People leave me alone, I leave them alone. If they don't, I don't.”

“I don't want to put the world to rights... I just don't like people who put the world to wrongs.”

“I'm twenty-nine, yes really, I'm from Aspen, Colorado, I'm six feet one, yes really, I've been at Quantico two years, yes I date guys, no I dress like this just because I like it, no I'm not married, no I don't currently have a boyfriend, and no I don't want to have dinner with you tonight.”

“The best fights are the ones you don't have", a wise man once said to me.”

“I don't care about the little guy. I just hate the big guy. I hate big smug people who think they can get away with things.”

“That should be your town motto. It's all I ever hear. Like: New Hampshire, Live Free or Die. It should be: Despair, You Need To Leave Now.”

“Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything.”