“Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything.”

“I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.”

“Don't you dare throw out my toothbrush.”

“Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours.”

“I don't know anything, I never did know anything, but now I know I don't know anything!”

“With the exception of Hunter West, who's been my own personal porn since that fateful night Mom's Porsche broke down, I don't find that many men attractive. Maybe I am a lesbian, but I don't think so.”