“Rent 'em,Tape 'em,F**k 'em.”

“There's just some kind of men you have to shoot before you can say hidy to 'em. Even then, they ain't worth the bullet it takes to shoot 'em.”

“Books Can Fuel Your Dreams!”

“That's the thing with life; whenever there's a real proper decision to be made, there's never anybody around but you.”

“Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.”

“She forgot the three F's," Julia whispered to Sara Moulton: "Feed 'em, fuck 'em, and flatter 'em.”

“There's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep 'em all away from you. That's never possible.”