“My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.”

“You've got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend. When I was down you just stood there a grinin”

“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”

“A brick could be used as a PRA, or Person Replacement Apparatus. Just give the brick a name, start talking to it, and before you know it you've got a friend for life. Say, do you want to brick swap? 
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“I'm sure you've heard people use the term, "You just don't get it." Well, I figured out the 'it' is the point in life. I believe I was supposed to have been there when my father died, but it was a point in life I just didn't get.”

“I love the life you've always made so sweet for me and I'd regret it if I had to die.''Do you mean to say that if I left you---''I'd die, yes.''Then you love me?”