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Lee Wardlaw - “Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine...”

“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.”

Lee Wardlaw Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

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“Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!”

Lee Wardlaw Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.”

Lee Wardlaw Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?”

Lee Wardlaw Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.”

Lee Wardlaw Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?”

Lee Wardlaw Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.”

Lee Wardlaw Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

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