“Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.”

“Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.”

“Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!”

“I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?”

“What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?”

“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.”

“Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.”