“Frankly, you're the most homeless person--emotionally--I ever met.”
“You're the only person I've ever met who can stand a bookstore as long as I can.”
“Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but...”
“The Boss is an honorable man. After the Lord, the most godly person I've ever met.""You've met God?""Certainly. I telephone Him every night.”
“You're the oddest person I've ever met, you couldn't get rid of me if you tried.”
“The most honest, ballsy, don't give a shit person I've ever met, and she thought I would love her forever”