“Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.”
“Give death announcements each time you move instead of giving announcements of the change of address. Send the same when you die.”
“Never announce what you are going to do, do it then announce.”
“Anytime you announce your dream; two things happen, it's either it motivates you to get it done or the feeling of accomplishment sets in and discourages you from pursuing it”
“You know, at least Gabriel showed up announced like a gentleman. He even told Mila that she looked beautiful. You and your toothpick just show up, scaring me half to death.”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”