“Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!”

“Tee hee torture!”

“pero es una triste realidad de la vida que, cuando alguien ha perdido a un ser querido, a veces los amigos le esquivan, justo en el momento en que su presencia es mucho más necesaria.”

“I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.”

“For Beatrice, our love broke my heart,and stopped yours.”

“For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.”

“If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down”