“It is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling you, and I’m sure you understand why. When somebody simply tells you bad news, you hear it once, and that’s the end of it. But when bad news is written down, whether in a letter or a newspaper or on your arm in felt tip pen, each time you read it, you feel as if you are receiving the bad news again and again.”
“The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. ”
“Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.”
“Overachievers, here's some good and some bad news. The good news is, that you're smart, special, and you're raising the bar. The bad news is: very few people will like you.”
“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with body language.”
“Here's a simplification of everything I'm going through: You + Me is bad news.”