“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
“Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. And NEVER ever, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!”
“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”
“I never heard of anyone who was really literate or who ever really loved books who wanted to suppress any of them.”
“He who writes books that aim to convince is a comedian, too, just a comedian. What has he got to offer others, apart from chains, still more chains? Fiction never liberated anyone. No one ever brought anything back from voyages through dream worlds.”
“Never trust a man who reads only one book.”