“Olaf: Of course I'm trying to trick you! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everyone runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit everyone else”
“I'm considering whether or not to believe you. I need to run an algorithm on this.""That's not funny.""You might be trying to trick me into sleeping with you.”
“Nowhere in the world is safe," Count Olaf said. Not with you around," Violet agreed.I'm no worse than anyone else," Count Olaf said.”
“I try to be modest at all times, and that's what makes me better than everyone else.”
“In this world, everyone is friends with everyone else. In a way.”
“The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else.”