“Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.”
“Sometimes,” Sam says, “I can’t tell when you’re lying.” “I never lie,” I lie.”
“Sometimes, when you don't ask questions, it's not because you are afraid that someone will lie to your face. It's because you're afraid they'll tell you the truth.”
“Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.”
“When you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth.”
“Religion is still the very best way to get someone to accept something unabashedly ridiculous.”