“Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.”

“Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you have to buy me a large bag of candy and watch me eat it.”

“Is the mask working?" she asked me."How can I tell?""If you can breath, then it's working.”

“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”

“I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!”

“Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not?”

“This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?”