“The map is not the territory.”

“For Beatrice, our love broke my heart,and stopped yours.”

“For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.”

“If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down”

“Olaf: Of course I'm trying to trick you! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everyone runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit everyone else”

“An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does”

“I know that having a good vocabulary doesn't guarantee that I'm a good person, but it does mean I've read a great deal. And in my experience, well-read people are less likely to be evil.”