“This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?”

“The last safe place is safe no more.”

“It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help you, and finding such a person can make you feel warm and safe, even if you are in the middle of a windy valley high up in the mountains.”

“My chauffer once told me that I would feel better in the morning, but when I woke up the two of us were still on a tiny island surrounded by man-eating crocodiles, and, as I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel any better about it.”

“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”

“Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.”

“I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!”