“Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.”

“He was acting like such a girl—like being around a good looking, fit guy was creating all these insecurities within him or something. At this rate, he should expect to start having periods soon.”

“If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.”

“Is it truly so unfathomable, that an imperfect girl might be perfectly loved?”

“Guys will NEVER understand what it is like to be a girl and all the pain we have to deal with therefore they should shut up about things they don't understand. Likewise girls will NEVER know what it is like to be a guy and all the pressure they deal with, so shut up girls as well.”

“Oh, why did nobody warn me?" cried Grimes in agony. "I should have been told. They should have told me in so many words. They should have warned me about Flossie, not about the fires of hell. I've risked them, and I don't mind risking them again, but they should have told me about marriage. They should have told me that at the end of that gay journey and flower-strewn path were the hideous lights of home and the voices of children.”